Dad Leaves Baby in Gentleman's Club Liquor Store

2013's early front-runner for Father of the Year left his 11-month-old son inside of a strip club's liquor store on Sunday night. If it's any consolation at all, he was drunk when it happened. 26-year-old Kenneth Rowe was so hammered when he walked into Shark Lounge's liquor store, that he asked a clerk to watch his child. 

It's unknown whether or not the clerk actually agreed to the task, but Rowe still left the little boy there while venturing into the strip club. The clerk called police to report that the baby was hungry and was sporting a rash on its face. Rowe was apprehended and charged with child neglect. 

The child is now in the custody of the state Department of Children and Families.